The Arts: Performances

“All About Bliss – Tales from The Awkward Sex Coach”

Prof Bliss MacvitieIn this fusion of comedy and the spoken word, Professor Bliss Macvitie, Scotland’s answer to Dr Ruth tries to Feng Shui her audiences, whilst explaining why celebrity handbags are not always the answer, and which star sign you need to change your light bulbs in her latest take on life!


“…I left the theatre with a grin on my face having been captivated by Louise….”   Broadwaybaby                                                                         

L2997‘Naked Thoughts’ – Diary of an Artist’s Muse!  A comedy  wrapped around my performance poetry, specially written for arts events, being performed here for Artbox at Artwave in Lewes

Brilliant…contemporary spin on lifePaula Marie, The Fountain of Health

As a performance poet and comedian I have been writing and performing for most of my life! I write for my voice, as well as for that of my comedic alter ego Iona Jette and now for Professor Bliss Macvitie. I have been delivering spoken word sets and comedy monologues for 21+ years at top festivals, on radio, spoken word events and parties: described as: “An eccentric mix of observation comedy and insightful poetry – always entertaining.”  Shortfuse, Camden Head.

To book Louise contact her today!

“…many merry giggles and insights….” Richmond and Twickenham Times

“A filthy Diana Rigg!”   Collin Kelley, American Poet, novelist, playwright and Journalist

“I thought your monologue was tremendous….it put me in mind of Patricia Routledge’s on Victoria Wood, that’s how good it is.”  Mandy Knight, stand up comedian

Book CoverAnd now my – and Iona Jette’s – first collection of performance poetry together with my blogs on poetry, creativity and business: available from, my performances and workshops price £7.99.

Anyway, we’ve been very busy over the last 20 years.  We’ve performed at some of the biggest festivals – Edinburgh, Henley,  London’s Comedy and Book Now, Hailsham Arts and Artwave;  headlined at poetry gigs – Express Excess, The Poetry Cafe, Short Fuse, The Poetry Police, Lewes Poetry and performed monologues at fundraisers , spas and events – FSHG and Redwood Housing Cooperative -  as well as compering at The Poet’s Kitchen, my community arts project and creating and leading workshops for schools and the community.   I’ve also colonised the airwaves on BBC, Talkback and London Network Radio.  

“Louise has a great capacity to engage, amuse and inspire her audiences. She is also able to make her poems relevant, personal and honouring for each event when asked to. She can add something precious to any event she is part of.”  Nick Williams, best-selling author of nine books and founder of Inspired Entrepreneurs Community for my specially composed poem to celebrate the community’s 1st Birthday.

Contact me to book a peformance!






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