Performance Poet & Comedian

“An eccentric mix of observation comedy and insightful poetry – always entertaining.” Short Fuse

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Louise has headlined with her stand up performance poetry at top spoken-word venues – Express Excess, The Poetry Café London and Eastbourne, The Poetry Police, Red Rooster, Oliver’s Poetry, Club 99, The Poet’s Kitchen; and performed at, Edinburgh Fringe, Henley Arts Festival, London’s Comedy and Literary Festival, Seaford Literary Festival; compered for Redwood Housing Cooperative’s Celebration on the South Bank.  

Iona Jette is Louise’s Scottish poetic alter ego and together they have performed on BBC London’s Word for Word, Talkback Radio, GLR, Brighton Community Radio and London Network Radio. They have been found at parties, groups, health spas, on Zoom – Pick n Mix Cabaret. And in a forthcoming film about the rock ‘n’ roll band The Sharks as a poetic narrator!

Loved your poems – but the flannel one is truly revolting…!

Enoch’s Hammer Folk Club

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Louise aka Iona Jette performing The Floppy Flannel Lament at The Poetry Cafe

You Can’t Cook a Poem Like an Egg! is her first collection of performance poetry published in 2015 and her next one is on its way.  Available from, performances and workshops price £7.99.

To book Louise (& Iona) contact her today!


All About Bliss – Tales from The Awkward Sex Coach:

performed at Brighton Fringe, Hove Grown, Charity Fundraiser event for The Fountain of Health

The Naked Truth – Diary of an Artist’s Muse

performed at Lewes Artwave, Hailsham Arts Festival, spoken word events.

“…I left the theatre with a grin on my face having been captivated by Louise…” Broadway Baby

“A filthy Diana Rigg!” Collin Kelley, US poet, playwright, novelist & journalist

“Brilliant…contemporary spin on life…”  Paula Marie, The Fountain of Health

“…many merry giggles and insights…” Richmond & Twickenham Times

“Louise has a great capacity to engage, amuse and inspire her audiences. She can add something precious to any event she is part of.”  Nick Williams, international leadership coach and best-selling author, several best sellers on Louise’s performance for Inspired Entrepreneurs Birthday Party.

“I thought your monologue was tremendous…. It put me in mind of Patricia Routledge’s on Victoria Wood, that’s how good it is.” Mandy Knight, The Comics’ Comic Awarding Winning stand up, writer and actress.







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